I’ve lost count of the number of times Pete Doherty has been arrested recently. Last time I checked it was standing at around 3 hundred billion. But I’m not too good with numbers. When will the cheeky pale-faced monkey learn? Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Or at least they are if you’re not a celebrity and therefore not strangely immune to the negative effects they have on most normal people.
With chips! Mighty tasty they are, made from pure 100% reconstituted Christ
Jim Bowen, host of classic television series Bullseye, is running on the moon. Yes he is
What could be more fun than a Jaffa Cake with knives? That’s right, a bunch of people who wander into a department store dressed up in the fashion of the store staff with the intent of causing chaos and mirth. CONFUSION HATS AHOOOYYYY! |
Some music that I birthed from my synthesizer one day. A Novation K5 - lovely thing. Except the main control dial is a bit shonky and one of the C# keys doesn’t work. Ah well, I do like quirky things.
The flash player might be a little buggy. Alternatively, you should be able to right-click and select “Download this song”, depends on your version of flash. Flash 8 is required - possibly. Leave any such comments in the comments area. Where the comments belong, oddly enough
 There’s a soft spot in my heart from crazy, incomprehensible japanese flash games. They’re special. They make my head melt in the best possible way. If I could have just one wish, it would be for an unlimited supply of these magnificent things. They truly are the finest artform known to man. I’m sure you’ve seen this one already. It’s a classic of the genre |
 And this one is even more incredible. Prepare your confusion caps, ladies and gentle bens, it’s time for a something |
