Impending Animations April 27, 2006
There will be the usual array of disturbing and curious flash animations on this site at some point soon. I’m just trying to get a good Flash Player system up and running. Until then…
Fun With Ikea
We all love Ikea, Swedish branded furniture with names made from compressed glee. It pleases us when we succeed in piecing together a wardrobe which, if it was in the form of a simple jigsaw, wouldn’t tax a three year old. We are simple people, with simple tastes. As long as it goes well with the coffee table.
I need some new furniture, all my old stuff is falling to pieces. And it looks too old, that’s the thing. I want modern stuff, with a modern twist. I want lampshades that scream “look at me”. I want a television slash DVD stand which will announce to my visitors the fact that I am one stylish dude. I want it all. And I want it now.
E4 “Ident” Animation
An animation I made for the E4 “Ident” competition thing. But never got around to submitting, because it had to be on some sort of videomatape and I had nooo idea about how to go about copying it onto that sort of thingamujig.Ah well
More stupid goddamn animated insanity. With me on guitar. Whoop-de-fuckin’-hoo!Glorious Sunshine
Oh hello, I didn’t see you come in there. Take a seat. No, not that one. And don’t literally take the seat, you silly bastard. Bring it back here
Better Worlds April 26, 2006
They say “Necessity is the Mother of Invention”. I don’t know who “they” are.
I wish this were true. I currently require a machine which will take, as its input, workloads and deadlines
and convert these things into delicious, chewy candy which can be consumed at a leisurely rate. This candy would be all the colours of the rainbow and taste of laughter.
Yes, it’s a bit of a stretch, but I can dream, can’t I? Most inventions are realised in dreams, although I haven’t had a dream recently involving the aforementioned Deadline/Candy Converter. I fear that is just too implausible. I did dream last night of a contraption that could agitate clouds in such a way as to make them mew softly in the sky, and produce lavender raindrops. I also dreamt of a invention that, when activated, would cause all the electronic devices in the world to become sentient, and capable of love. These devices would then go on to make their owners lives more fruitful and better for it.
I’ve been dreaming of better worlds. I doubt those dreams will come true.
Fireworks and blown speakers
It’s a lonely life, being a Theme Tune Bird. You make no friends. You make enemies. You never make it. You’re all alone.
