Hell yes

The single best thing ever. WITNESS! The Adventures Of Dr. Tran. He’s a REAL Doctor. An American! And he’s passing out HOT DICKINGS! YES!

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The world came to an end the other day. It happened very quietly. Not like the cliches you read about in most doomy, gloomy apocalyptical texts.

No, the world just faded, like an old poster that has been in the sun for too long. The colours started going, reds turned to greens turned to blues. The contrast of the world started to turn itself down, objects started to blend, to meld together. People became indistinguishable. I forgot names and places and I forgot who I was. Everything just seemed to go quiet and nothing seemed to matter any more. There was no television, there was no noise, there were no children in the street, there were no arguments and no noisy discussions.

It was all rather pleasant, actually

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Never found and never alive. We never find you

The greatest looking zombie-slash-horror-slash-drama-slash something movie ever appears to be just around the corner. Imagine this, if you will - The scene is bleak and darkening, from a cloud filled sky descend nightmarish creatures, their faces representative of gruesome, twisted nazis crossed with genetic freaks of nature. They want something, but what…

MWA-HA-HA-HA etc. It looks super sweet. Even though there’s only a couple of independent short story style movies on the site to show us that, no, unfortunately this isn’t a proper “work in progress, view the trailer and wait a month” type effort, this imaginative concept does seem to have been allowed to bloom into the possibility of a full-length feature film.

The possibility that this beauty will reach our celluloid screens is further cemented by the fact that you can sign up on the website to become an extra in the movie. As a goddamn freakin’ zombie. Now, if that isn’t cool, I’ll eat my hat and call myself Edgar Newton-Pilgramage.

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