Today I recieved a letter, the letter stated…

“Dear Mr. The Neville

Today you have not paid for your bill. You will be cut off now.

Sincerely.
Egg”

It wasn’t Egg, the credit card company, it was Egg, the person who supplies me with eggs. I haven’t been paying my bills, y’see, and forthwith from hereon in, I shall recieve no more eggs. Moral of the story? There isn’t really one, but if there was, it would be -”Pay your bills”