Check out this thing I did gone made for an online shop I help run.
It’s a lotta fun, it is
The single best thing ever. WITNESS! The Adventures Of Dr. Tran. He’s a REAL Doctor. An American! And he’s passing out HOT DICKINGS! YES!
The greatest looking zombie-slash-horror-slash-drama-slash something movie ever appears to be just around the corner. Imagine this, if you will - The scene is bleak and darkening, from a cloud filled sky descend nightmarish creatures, their faces representative of gruesome, twisted nazis crossed with genetic freaks of nature. They want something, but what…
MWA-HA-HA-HA etc. It looks super sweet. Even though there’s only a couple of independent short story style movies on the site to show us that, no, unfortunately this isn’t a proper “work in progress, view the trailer and wait a month” type effort, this imaginative concept does seem to have been allowed to bloom into the possibility of a full-length feature film.
The possibility that this beauty will reach our celluloid screens is further cemented by the fact that you can sign up on the website to become an extra in the movie. As a goddamn freakin’ zombie. Now, if that isn’t cool, I’ll eat my hat and call myself Edgar Newton-Pilgramage.
What could be more fun than a Jaffa Cake with knives? That’s right, a bunch of people who wander into a department store dressed up in the fashion of the store staff with the intent of causing chaos and mirth. CONFUSION HATS AHOOOYYYY! |
 There’s a soft spot in my heart from crazy, incomprehensible japanese flash games. They’re special. They make my head melt in the best possible way. If I could have just one wish, it would be for an unlimited supply of these magnificent things. They truly are the finest artform known to man. I’m sure you’ve seen this one already. It’s a classic of the genre |
 And this one is even more incredible. Prepare your confusion caps, ladies and gentle bens, it’s time for a something |
