I’ve lost count of the number of times Pete Doherty has been arrested recently. Last time I checked it was standing at around 3 hundred billion. But I’m not too good with numbers. When will the cheeky pale-faced monkey learn? Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Or at least they are if you’re not a celebrity and therefore not strangely immune to the negative effects they have on most normal people.

I’ll hunt you down. And feed you cake

Hello, how are you? I hope you are well today.

Yes, yes it is.

It’s time. Time for destruction and the end of the world. Anarchy and chaos.

That’s a power I’d enjoy to have. Yes