In a further update to the world in which inhabits Mr. Kleiner Scientist, MR SCIENTIST has confounded expectations by inventing another vehicle that FLIES IN THE FACE OF SCIENCE by being an unstable piece of arson THAT SCIENCE FORGOT TO NOT INVENT!!

Marvel at the insipid instabilities inherent within the system as Mr. Isaac Scientist attempts to DRIVE the vehicle ACROSS THE LAND in some sort of power fuelled road trip extravaganza WATCH OUT! Next Week : PILES

Oh Noes! Mr Kleiner Scientist is at it again! He’s constructed an unwieldy vehicle out of a bathtub and roadsign and is driving it all around the place like a manic miner looking for love. Will he never end? Will it continue next week? TUNE IN NEXT LAST WEEK TO FIND OUT WHAT!

Oh no, it’s that time of year again, that time that’s never happened before, when I wheel out my copy of Half Life 2 and discover there’s this thing you can add to it that lets you go crazy like. Crazy with the physics! Makin’ and bakin’ and shakin’ all kinds of madness! Bathtubs full of seagulls on fire! Boats and trucks all flying around the place like the lunatics that they are! Rafts made out of scientists and chairs! OH LORDY! Will it ever end?

No. It never ends, simply because it never began. Or something. It’s infinite, like how the universe isn’t. Or might be. Who knows?

Also, if you’ve ever played through Half Life 2, and are a complete geek, then you’ll probably love this. It’s a Half Life 2 comic and, almost unbelievably, it’s not shit! In fact, it’s actually rather amusing in places. Go read, and waste an hour and a half like I did chortling quietly to yourself and marvelling at how sad your life has become. Hurrah!