Crack crack crack crack. Haha!

Don’t do drugs kids, it’s not big and it’s not clever. It’s not really anything.
Instead, drink lots and lots of sweet, sweet tea FUCK YEAH!

But this does

The adverts on television are bad enough “Claims Direct - Sue your employer because of your own stupidity”, “Injury Lawyers 4 U - We’re bloodsucking whores, and we’ll happily suck your friends, your family, your employers dry just because you feel a little upset about something!”

And now I get a telesales phonecall from them. “Have you been injured or something or other in the past blah years?”, belches the automated voice down the line at me. Yes, it’s not even a person, it’s a computer spouting out these words down the phone. “Press 2 now to speak to one of our advisors”.

What is this? What the is this madness? What is this curious, demented, festering idiocy? What sort of country am I living in where no one takes the blame for anything yet we’re more than happy to dish it out when it suits us. Goddamn sons of minty bint whores. Get the hell out, you corporate donkey botherers.

*sigh*

/end angry angry rant at the state of the world

Maybe I was in transit.

I have been working freelance for the last couple of weeks for a small design firm. It’s been fun, and educational. And I helped make a website, which ultimately is all you can ask for in life, isn’t it.

Anyway. Normal* service shall resume

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Pirates of the Carry On Bean Two : Dead Man’s Vest

And now, X-Men Fan Art! Part One

or “fork” as we call it round these parts